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We're Cooked

We're Cooked

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A soft blush pink with glowing aurora flakes, a violet aura shimmer, and delicate blue, pink, and lavender microflakes—because if everything’s falling apart, your nails might as well look flawless. It’s giving “this is fine” energy, but at least you’re doing it in style.

“We’re cooked” = a dramatic way to say things are totally messed up, over, or just straight-up doomed.

  • 80’s: “Toast” – When you’re done for, finished, or totally wrecked.
  • 90’s: "Busted" – No coming back from this mess.
  • 2000’s: "Owned"or "Pwned" (if your a super nerd like me) – For when you get completely defeated or outsmarted.
  • 2010’s: "RIP" – Say goodbye, it’s over.

When the world’s on fire, at least your manicure’s still cooking.

 
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Ethyl Acetate, Butyl Acetate, Nitrocellulose,
Adipic Acid/Neopentyl Glycol/Trimellitic Anhydride
Copolymer, Acetyl Tributyl Citrate, Isopropyl Alcohol,
Trimethylpentanediyl Dibenzoate, Polyvinyl Butyral,
Benzophenone-1, Blue 1 (CI 42090),
Yellow 11 (CI 47000)

Please allow for 5-7 business days for processing times in addition to 3-5 business days for shipping on all orders via USPS. You should expect to receive your order within 8-12 business days.

Start with our sticky base coat, apply LOUD polish in two coats and finish with our quick-dry top coat. Don't forget to cap the tips. Be sure to roll, not shake, the polish to avoid air bubbles.

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