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Inventory Report Time

We did a very official, extremely scientific inventory today (see chart to the left).

Turns out… we found a handful of these hiding in a mystery box of mixed stock.

Like literally a handful.

If you’ve been eyeing one, this is your moment.

Holy crap, in the time I've spent making this page, one already sold back out.

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There are less than 10 of each of these left.

Not “marketing scarcity. ”Actual “we dug around and counted them” scarcity. If you’ve been waiting for a sign… this is the universe gently nudging you.

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Now for the part where I beg.

Not gonna lie, I still have WAY too many of these. Please. Take them off my hands. Snag them for $1 before I start including them in random boxes like a raccoon hiding snacks.

*Shades shown above are $1 with any other purchase over $5.

Discount applies automatically at checkout.

Offer ends Friday, March 13 at midnight CST.